A Planet With a Very Specific Face
Mars Musk is the first fully operational Martian colony under direct supervisory oversight of a single face. The colony operates continuously under amber lamp conditions, persistent dust protocols, and total supervision. Residents report high morale. Residents report whatever they are told to report.
Seven months. 225 million kilometers. One face waiting at the other end. Pack light. The supervisor does not need luggage.
OPERATIONS
All surface activity monitored from orbit. The face sees everything. Rovers operate on a smile-based fuel system.
The colony is operational. The windows all face the same planet.
Maintenance continues under continuous facial supervision.
Signal quality is excellent. Privacy is not.
Visibility dropping. Recommend staying inside. Face visibility: unaffected.
Greenhouse green. Colonists fed. Morale: mandatory.
Face appeared in both morning and evening sky. Coincidence probability: 0%.
All rovers operational. Diagnostic smiles returned successfully.
The face is always watching. This is a feature, not a bug. Smile back when prompted.
Dust storms are persistent. Your enthusiasm must be more persistent.
Greenhouse maintenance is mandatory. Plants also report to the supervisor.
You are living on another planet. This is extraordinary. Act accordingly.
Your seat is confirmed. Your enthusiasm is mandatory. The face will be waiting.